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Parent Perk Cafe Menu

Fuel for the over caffeinated, sleep-deprived, and emotionally resilient!

Dirty Sodas

A little bubbly boost to get you through snack time, meltdowns, and everything in between.

Banana Split Breakdown

Sweet, Chocolatey, strawberry loaded Dr. chaos with banana cold foam. It’s giving meltdown, but make it delicious. 24oz

$6.00

Playtime Peachy Treaty

Peach-Strawberry-Vanilla - Sprite & Sweet Cream. Light Bubbly and a little unhinged-just like your day. 24oz

$6.00

Bluey's Naptime Bribe

Blue Raspberry, Marshmallow drizzle, Sprite & Sweet Cream - Sweet, dreamy and slightly out of control. 24oz

$6.00

Wicked Little Break

Green Apple & Sprite Topped with Cherry Cold Foam - A wickedly sweet & tangy soda topped with a dreamy cherry cloud - because parenting today required a little magic.

$6.00

Smoothies

Because caffeine isn't always the answer. Refreshing fruit smoothies made with real ingredients- perfect for parents, kiddos, and everyone in between.

Crowd Pleaser

Strawberry + Banana Blended smooth. No complaints. No Negotiations. Just Vibes.

$3.50

Tropical Survival Mode

Pineapple, peach, mango, and strawberries, with greek yogurt and apple juice. - Thriving? No. Surviving? Absolutely.

$3.50

Chaos Cleanse

When life feels a little... chaotic, this is your reset. A tropical blend of banana, pineapple, mango, papaya, creamy coconut, and spinach that's packed with fruity flavor. Fresh, refreshing, and just what every parent deserves.

$3.50

Chaos Cleanse

Beach, Please

Because every parent deserves a tropical timeout. A creamy blend of pineapple, mango, papaya, banana, coconut, and a splash of coconut syrup that tastes like a beach vacation—no sunscreen required.

$3.50

Beach, Please

Berry Necessary

Some days, coffee isn't the answer... this is. A creamy blend of sweet blueberries and bananas that's naturally refreshing, perfectly smooth, and berry delicious.

$3.50

Berry Necessary

Coffee

Hot, iced, and absolutely necessary. From your first sip of survival to your "I might actually make it through today" moment - our coffee is here for it all.

The Morning Mayhem

Bold Drip Coffee - Strong enough to survive the morning- Enjoy Hot or Iced.

$3.00

Sleep Deprivation Special- Hot

Hot Smooth & Creamy Vanilla or Caramel Latte. - Because you'll need it!

$5.00

Sippy Cup Substitute

Hot Chocolate with 200mg of natural caffeine. - Satisfying that inner child craving with an adult pick-me-up.

$5.00

Cherry on Top of Chaos

Iced Chocolate covered cherry macchiato. - Because your day is a lot...but this makes it better.

$5.00

Midday Meltdown

Iced Mocha with chocolate drizzle. - The perfect amount of caffeine to keep pushing.

$5.00

PlayD8 Pick-Me-Up

Iced Caramel Latte, with Caramel drizzle, shaken to perfection. - Plat Dates are not just for the kids!

$5.00

Boosted Tea

Island Escape

Pineapple Green Tea, citrus and pina colada - topped with Blue Ocean Breeze. Mentally on a beach, physically in Play D8. 32oz

$6.00

Island Escape

Hot Mess Express Refresher

Peach green Tea & orange Topped with cherry limeade. You showed up. That’s enough. 32 oz

$6.00

Hot Mess Express Refresher

Berry Overstimulated

Raspberry green tea, berry, fruit punch topped with white cran-strawberry. Loud, busy, and a little too much...just like your day. 32 oz

$6.00

Frozen Latte

Blended, bold, and built for survival! Our Frozen lattes are smooth espresso-based drinks blended to icy perfection, with enough caffeine to keep up with real life.

Frozen Patience

Caramel + Vanilla Toasted Coconut Cream + Caramel Drizzle. AKA Survival mode in a cup! 16oz- Double Shot Espresso 24oz- Quad Shot Espresso

$5.50

Frozen Patience

Monkey Business

Creme de Banana + Chocolate + Dark Chocolate Drizzle. Sweet, chaotic, and powered by espresso just like parenting!

$5.50

Monkey Business
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